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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate? I watched the first one and it was just like watching a twitch stream of a first person shooter. I assumed the others were similar.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

John Wick 4 has three protagonists, a fight between two teams of actual Japanese ninjas, a vehicular melee around the Arc de Triomphe set to Gesaffelstein, and a pistols at dawn duel.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That vehicular melee scene was wild, must've been a bitch to shoot.

But that one-shot camera scene was superb.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Seems like you just covered most of it in about 10 seconds 🤷🏼‍♀️

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate?

“People get shot, and shot again if they hurt a dog”

🥱 (except more like 🤢 so killy, whyyy)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Huh. The inverse matrix transform of "the boat sinks, get over it."