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[–] [email protected] 109 points 4 months ago (3 children)

"teenage"

How do you do, fellow kids?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Did this at work last month, I am 35.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tried it at with last year at 42 and realized i needed to do a bunch of stretching first.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I talked to my doctor about it before attempting it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

My knees just don’t go there if I have to leave the ground

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

You gotta keep that youthful exuberance going, man. Keep killing it out there.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I broke my hip doing this on the way to Bingo last week.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I'm so glad today's youth is still playing Bingo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Now that I'm in my thirties I no longer have to (can) jump

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'd still do it if I wasn't afraid of my knees exploding on impact, plus the only run up I'm getting is the pain running up my back when I move.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

My right knee is still killing me from it raining last week.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Start working out. My knees in back were in a ton of pain before I got back into shape.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I think i see your problem: knees aren’t supposed to be in back