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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon saves their vacation days (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 143 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I feel sorry for Americans

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Your thoughts and prayers are all we need

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

But we also accepts Likes and Subscribes.

Edit: Just don't ring the bell. We've already lost two of them...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Well I mean it's not like the government is going to give us anything actually useful.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Americans do, too. Well, the smart ones feel sorry.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Will you adopt me? I just need a small spot on the floor to sleep, I'm already house trained.