this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Did you just shortchange Judas 10 pieces of silver?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He got his 10 pieces of silver, fair and square. What would you even spend 5 pieces of silver on back then?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I want to see the pawn stars meme with Judas trying to sell Jesus. “This messiah… it’s just gonna sit here.” And “I know a guy who knows about messiahs.” Then chumly is gonna go take him for a ride on a motorcycle in the desert.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

His messiah guy? Pawn-tius Pilate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That's why he didn't take my offer, I reckon.