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What is something people you encounter at your job say that makes you want to scream? (Job, person & quote) (lemmings.world)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Job: cashier

Item doesn't scan

Customer: "That means it's free, right?"

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Only about 4 weeks in as a cashier and I've heard this enough to last me a lifetime.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As a software dev.
Client: we need feature by end of quarter.
Me: cool, what do you expect it to do, do you have any requirements?
Client: ...

[–] refalo 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I haven't gotten a requirements doc for a feature in 15 years.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd settle for a paragraph of description.

[–] jeff 5 points 4 months ago

But guys, if we use agile then we don't need requirements! We just make something and then the customers tell us if we are on the right track, we just get to iTeRaTe