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"the only red thing"?
Whaaat? Does that mean?
She's a red head. It's "on my burger" that doesn't make any sense.
Feels sexual (burger -> meat) or cannibalistic (it is 4chan after all).
Indeed, the line should read "the only thing I need on my meat."
Cause in addition to objectifying the person just doing their job and not realizing that they are being low key stalked by a loser with no respect for them by calling them a "thing", OP needs to use the right descriptor to refer to his penis and a flat cooked patty just doesn't fit the bill.
Better go to Wienerschnizel instead.
Oh sorry, thanks.
She's a redhead, but still a bad joke
Thanks, I must have glosed over that extremely important piece of text and then made a point not to read it again haha