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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Okay the foil hat I get, but what's with that ugly yellow getup?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Tunic of Homeschooling ARMOR SET Required level: 12 +2 elemental casting +5 mana regeneration -5 charisma

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd like to roll a sleight of hand check and attempt to steal the tunic.

[Rolls a 6]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Perception check dc +1 environmental - Costco, +1 for each kid (+2 if free roaming)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

It's from the Dwight Shrute summer collection. The fabric is made from woven beet fibers then dyed mustard yellow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It happens 🤷

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I agree clothes-shaming is more than a little weird but that shade of yellow is not her color. At least according the tones in this photo. I'd tell her to go for something more pastel if she's horny for yellow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Hm. Agree to disagree. Pastel would not be that visible, but maybe I just have a weird taste.