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Anon freezes time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 203 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The frozen chipotle employee watching me walk behind the counter and make myself a burrito 180 times before time resumes

[–] [email protected] 128 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Home Depot employees watching me steal an entire self-sufficient off-grid home one wheelbarrow load at a time.

[–] [email protected] 122 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

The grocery store employee watching me stick every carrot in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You know you were supposed to freeze time first tho?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sir this is a Wendy's

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

they have carrots at wendys?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Now we're getting somewhere!