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what would be a funny thing to teach my 5 y/o niece? (lemm.ee)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I'm visiting extended family for the first time in a long time, and one of my nieces has reached the impressionable age where she keeps mimicking things that she sees me do. what's a really funny but fairly harmless thing I should teach her to do?

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"Guess what?"

"What?"

"CHICKEN BUTT!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I love this type of thing! There's also:

"Guess why?"/"Chicken thigh!"

"Guess who?"/"Chicken poo!"

As a kid I also came up with "Guess when?"/"Chicken shin!" "Guess where?"/"Chicken hair!" and "Guess how?"/"Chicken COW!!" but those may not be quite as good, hahaha.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Guess what.

What?

Youre a snot and I'm not.