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I love this thread, my insane Russian friend!
My prompt: The God of Lemmy
(I need to know who to sacrifice to.)
I thought you were the God of Lemmy.
I am merely her prophet.
That's a tough cookie.
Without an unnecessary dive into the history of studying living bodies' interconnectiveness and telepathic conversations that could take us into some dark places, I want to tell you about a little pet shop right around the corner. Organized like a small and comfy co-op, they are giving off pet mice to everyone interested. They do so for free, but before they give it to you, they make you know the rules, and they are as follows:
(The untold forth rule is killing one exact mouse on sight, but that's probably obvious.)
The sacrifice though is time. Just like their meowing arch enemies, they want your attention and care on their own terms, terms sometimes defined by other mice in their hivemind. That may be confusing at first, but this pet demigod would show you the way how to nail it.
As someone who used to have two pet mice (Eloise and Agatha), this is acceptable to me.