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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Obviously, the dishwasher manufacturers don't want us to know about the gnomes.
Gnomes with cleaning equipment.

And when your dishes don't get very clean, that's because the gnomes partied a bit too hard the night before and just aren't up to their normal standards.

Hmm. That's also a great name for a punk band. Dishwasher Gnomes.
Going to trademark that right now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Dishwater Gnomes

Cover songs of 90s alternative at x2.5 speed and an octave higher.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

It's not the fact that the gnomes exist! It's how they're treated, down with big dishwasher!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

No not punk. It would combine 80s one hit wonder songs with 2010s hipster southern folk.