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Obviously, the dishwasher manufacturers don't want us to know about the gnomes.
Gnomes with cleaning equipment.
And when your dishes don't get very clean, that's because the gnomes partied a bit too hard the night before and just aren't up to their normal standards.
Hmm. That's also a great name for a punk band. Dishwasher Gnomes.
Going to trademark that right now.
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Dishwater Gnomes
Cover songs of 90s alternative at x2.5 speed and an octave higher.
It's not the fact that the gnomes exist! It's how they're treated, down with big dishwasher!
No not punk. It would combine 80s one hit wonder songs with 2010s hipster southern folk.