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According to The New York Post, citing a report by The Telegraph, n sword that is regarded as France's "Excalibur" has vanished from its stone. Per the publication, locals in the French town of Rocamadour believed the sword, Durandal, had been lodged in rock for around 1,300 years. A main attraction for the town, the sword could be found stuck in a sheer rock wall about 100 feet off the ground

Authorities in France are working to determine how the sword was taken from the 100 foot sheer rock face.

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 4 months ago (4 children)

So who's the new king of France?

[–] [email protected] 120 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Looks at the United States government as a citizen

I'll take my chances.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 4 months ago

"Trump is trying to become a king! This shit is fucked! I wish we were cool like those countries with kings!"

  • your brain on liberalism
[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I order you to shut up, peasant!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! — HELP! HELP! I’m being repressed!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, it would be quite hard to do worse than the entrenched 2-party FPTP + gerrymandered electoral college bullshit system we have now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

“Hold my beer!”
— America

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Nah, it's an automatic emergency response to the recent election.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I appears he had a disagreement with the locals and some people lost their heads

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Anything is better than this right wing shit show they just elected?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Elections are this sunday. Nobody's been elected yet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I admit, I'm not well informed here. I'm just seeing everywhere about the far right and LePenn's big win and headlines that talk about it as if it is a done deal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The house of Orléans still exist, they’re just not allowed to rule lol