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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Give each guy two spears. Now you have twice the spears and you didn't even have to find more guys.

Contact me for more tips on defeating dark lords.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they have plenty of guys but not enough spears? 6000 spearheads is a lot of work for 3 days. Ask any blacksmith!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

TBH it's really easy to find spearmen if you have the spears. They require vastly less training than a swordsman or shieldbearer.

"Keep the pointy end towards the enemy at all times."

"Sir, I'm a seasoned wheat farmer, I know how point sticks work thank you very much."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Good idea, but that still would be less than Aragorn hoped for

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Dark Lord summoned 1000 hot naked succubus and my men's about to succumb to the lure, how do i proceed?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Gays to the vanguard?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What would you do if you had 6000 spears and your high maintenance royal friend says it's one third of what he hoped for?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Distribute copies of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue along with each additional spear.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Now that's what I call thinking with spears.