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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We don't need croutons for salads to hurt us - having to eat unprocessed vegetables already makes me cry.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Just drench that shit in salty/vinegary oil, let it sit there for a few mins, enjoy your pre-digested salad and get fat with vegetables in the process.