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This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull. (ttrpg.network)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Any npc I make up on the fly is 100% an orc. I can just put bodily-fluid+weapon together and boom, named.

Oh, him? Yeah, that's the Orc bartender PissMace.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Precumrapier

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Woah, woah, keep that thing in its sheath.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Due to circumcision beyond our control, it doesn't have a sheath

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Believable. I once passed by a book titled "Common Circumcision Rituals of Orc Clans in the Great Southern Wastes" written by Dr. SpinalfluidHammer, MD. The cover was of the author holding a too-large knife covered in too much blood. He seemed happier than the situation called for.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Sweatdart

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

SnotDart

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can't miss.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

It Snot hard to hit target.