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Well look at Mr. Never Had The Roof Of Their Mouth Cut By Sharp Edges over here!
The secret is teeth
Teeth are assholes! If I had a money for everytime they bit the inside of my cheek, I'd have many many monies.
Luxury bones.
You are not supposed to drink your salad.
Don't tell me how to consommé my salad!
If you can eat captain crunch, you can eat a crouton.
I can't eat both
Practice
Skill issue!