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When did you completely fuck up your chance with someone? (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Some skinny girl climbed into my lap at a college house party. I was very fucked up. For some reason, I thought a good thing to say was, "Why not, I've fucked fatter chicks." She immediately got up and we never spoke again. No clue why I said that. I never even got her name, which is a shame, because I'd like to apologize.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It was a joke. It was a funny joke. She didn't take it as such. Oh well.

I laughed out loud at your predicament!