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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

GF: "Did you always have a gun?"

Anon: "I always carry"

GF: "Even on our dates? Did you think I was gonna rob you or something?"

Anon: "Muggers don't wait until it's convienient for you to get robbed, you know?"

GF: "Oh that makes sense."