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[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I guess this is where the concept of the "nuclear family" comes from then? After the initial courtship hostilities, the escalation of the arms race is inevitable.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Yes, by the time you have a steady relationship you’re at a place of Mutually Assured Dating