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Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

He had an incision from surgery, in his abdomen. It came out that way.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They’re joking about the sneeze meaning it shot out his mouth from inside his lungs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

No, that's actually how I envisioned this. 😵

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

😲