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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I don't like this. I really, really don't like this. On, like, a visceral level.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Look. Just because its face is made out of viscera, doesn’t mean it’s going to try and kill you and maybe make a jacket out of you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Whatever you do, just don't imagine licking it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

And definitely don't imagine it licking you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Cranberry Flesh Golem are playing at the coffee house this weekend.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

But it looks so happy!