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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 133 points 5 months ago (1 children)

oh god. my first girlfriend's dad showed me his gun collection the first time I visited the house and I got so absorbed in field stripping his MAK-90 that I forgot she was there

[–] [email protected] 69 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You passed the test. Hope you and your wife had a good honeymoon.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 5 months ago

What wife? He's her step-dad now. That'd be ridiculous.