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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm straight, 70 to 80 years is enough

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You could try being gay for 40 years more then

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There gets to be a point for most of us where we go from "sexual preference" to "meh." Sex drives tend to evaporate eventually.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's actually why being open to having a "roommate" when your old makes more sense. Don't need physical anymore just the emotional. But I dk I'll see when I get there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm not so sure this is true - retirement communities are one of the biggest hotbeds of STIs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was referring to the if you're not going for physical does being straight or gay matter?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I was more addressing not going for physical anymore - you don't get an STI unless you're getting physically intimate!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Same. Any more and just about anyone you know and can relate to is dead. And I have kids and perhaps they'll have kids, but when I'm 90 and all my friends are dead, and anyone I looked to in life for guidance is dead, and I can't commiserate with people about the old days of the Internet or what things used to be like without hearing "oh grandpa," what really is the point?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Things might be different in 50 years if I have a robot body I reckon 90 won't be so bad.