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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon gets calls from scammers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

So far so good.