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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon gets calls from scammers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Life always has a conclusion 💀

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

So far so good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

that's the one guaranteed one we have!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Death and taxes, womp womp

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.