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A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.
It's a speaking donkey so don't assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy
Hehe you said "oral".
I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.
Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl's dick. It's girl dick, there isn't much interesting to say about it.
I'm not sure I wholly agree with you there.
Once you get used to the idea of chick dick, well, it's just a dick on a chick.
You don't think that's something interesting to say about it? I thought it was interesting.
Well then clearly you're not used to the idea yet.
I mean, pehaps you're right, yes, but surely it's still interesting.
Yes, hormones change it a bit
girl cock is girl cock
Well I don't think anyone can disagree with that, but I'm sure some would. You get all sorts on the Internet.
well im not talking to those that would make girl dick an issue
Good, good, yes, but I stand by finding it interesting.
Don't knock it until you've tried it
Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush ...
Yeah but a woman with a dick has three in the bush.
How much teeth do you like?
Maybe it's a real Donkey Chotte
But in the morning? He's making waffles.