Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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If only everyone wishing to be older already knew this part (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You might have high blood pressure.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Normal blood pressure, I get it checked every two weeks for an unrelated thing, just salt sensitive.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You might have a glitter sensitivity as well

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

That does seem like something I should look into..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or just be dehydrated. Salt dehydrates you and most people are already mildly dehydrated at most times. Dehydration can do a lot of shit to the human body, hydro homies wasn't just a joke subreddit!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Very true. Humans find it hard to distinguish between thirsty and hungry.

For me, if I’m getting a headache I’m likely not drinking enough water. Which if I’m not careful will become a migraine and wreck me.