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Well, you should have lit up your cigarette 20 minutes earlier.
That's not how that works, don't be silly.
If it wasn't working, OP would have 20 minutes to smoke his cigarette, but if it was, he would get his bus immediately.
good guy bus, protecting everyone around you from your disgusting shit