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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon entertains himself while his parents are gone (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

14 year olds who masturbate on basically everything, to everything, in everything, everywhere

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Wait we're supposed to stop after we turn 15?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yea they sure do, just don't understand how that's connected to my original comment?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Masturbating 25 times a day is weird shit and you(usually) do it alone

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I do. How did you know?