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[–] CameronDev 23 points 5 months ago (3 children)

We can make unlimited green power by putting these in orphans eyes and poking them with sharp sticks. Who want to invest?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And we can market it as a more humane alternative to the orphan crushing machine. Pure genius.

[–] CameronDev 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The orphans are still getting crushed afterwards, this just allows their lives to have meaning

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

That goes without saying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that just a summary of the military and their mission to secure oil?

[–] CameronDev 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The is green 🌈. So no ethical issues

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Just make sure to use rainbow coloured sticks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

"You mean all this is powered by a forsaken child?!"

"I didn't use the whole thing!"