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The article photo looks like these three women have slowed down to get a good look at me as I struggle to keep my food away from three hungry raccoons in my underwear (me in my underwear, not the raccoons) on my front lawn next to a bouncy castle the raccoons have all but taken over at this point.
Honestly at that point how much can you guarantee that none of those raccoons has been inside your underwear, at least partially with a claw or something?
At the rate things are going they probably will take your underwear as well.
I can see it, in slow-mo, the girl on the back would take out her phone and started recording; The car windows slowly rolled up.
The girl in the passenger seat clearly has a look of "we knew this was going to happen", too.