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Buttcoin is the future of online butts. Buttcoin is a peer-to-peer butt. Peer-to-peer means that no central authority issues new butts or tracks butts.

A community for hurling ordure at cryptocurrency/blockchain dweebs of all sorts. We are only here for debate as long as it amuses us. Meme stocks are also on topic.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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(Found by way of @[email protected])

Tweet 1 - Oct 19, 2023:

I'm sorry but if you're paying $200k for a smart contract engineer you're ngmi

"no, the smart contract needs to be perfect and audited" bro hit $100k in daily volume then worry about it being perfect

Tweet 2 - Jun 5, 2024:

tldr; got $40k drained just now

i was submitting OP retro grants app. had to make github repo public for a sec. forgot i had my secret key in there (cuz i'm quite literally retarded, my IQ is 26). got drained of everything.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, but if you leave your private key in a repo and then make that repo public you're ngmi

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

I'm sorry but if you put your private key in a repo at all and don't immediately scream aaaaah! what did I do! and change all the locks on everything, you're ngmi

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

100%. I wonder what the timing is on how quickly you get scanned for keys. Is there a feed or something?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, probably a matter of seconds

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Wow, yikes. As if there wasn't already reason enough to never commit a plaintext secret, there's basically no grace period to recover.