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[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The parties don't stand for anything. They are self-preserving entities.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They are defined by their electorates

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In the sense I am defined by the bowl of crackers I just ate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

White and crumbly, possibly oregano flavored?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I wish. I am made out of yellow stuff that might be cheese