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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're first... smacks lips

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

You know what they say: first is the worst, but second is the best. Your turn! applies minty lip balm