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Why not just make every bathroom a one occupant room? Just because someone has the same genitals as me doesn’t mean I want them to hear me fart.
I once was in the restroom when my (then) boss (plus later doctor father) came to the toilet and farted as loudly as humanly possible. It was very satisfying. Happy that guy is not my boss anymore, he thought his scientific staff are his personal slaves.
What is a doctor father?
The professor you write your PhD thesis at/with/for. Isn't that a common word in English?
I have never written a PhD thesis, so I might not be the best representative, but it's the first time I've heard the phrase.
Ditto for me on both counts. I was trying to figure out if he was your wifes dad who is also your MD or what. So doctor father is more like drag mother.
That would be nice, for small venues that only have a few stalls. However that would take a ton of rooms and money for high traffic areas like stadiums, airports, and so on.
Just make a big trough and make new friends.
Because men piss on the seat, and women get pissy about piss on the seat.
Women also piss on the seat, some squat over the seat to avoid touching it.
It's cute that you think women's bathrooms aren't an absolute train wreck.
Tell that to the women I work with that had us roll back the 12x gender neutral toilet stalls into 5x men + 5x female + 2x genger neutral. Top complaint was "using a stall after a man has used it is disgusting". The second highest complaint was that it smells like someone poo'd in the toilet... which is a strange complaint for a toilet.
Would they rather the poop be out of the toilet? I am so confused lol
Although I do agree. Using a stall after a man has used it is disgusting. Also, using a stall after anyone who is not a man has used it is disgusting. (But only if they don't keep it clean)
There's a reason the seats are liftable. It's to lift before you piss and if you pissed on the rim, then just use the nearby faucet to wash it down, then drop the seat back down when leaving.
The problem is not men, but people who don't think of the next person using the thingy.
I was in a hostel for multiple years and I used to was the toilet before and after the deed.
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You should still have the standing to piss area elsewhere
I went to a restaurant this week where the washroom was just one big room with full door stalls and a full door room the size of two stalls with a few urinals in it. No fear of pissing on the seat of you use a urinal. Also, just lift the seat?
You're preaching to the chior. Try convincing the rest of the men in the world that they also can.
LOL, I worked on a construction site. The men sat for their business or used the funnel on the wall, the women hovered and wet the seat