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[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

He's trying to have Elon Musk endorse him instead of Kennedy because he knows he needs every single billionaire bootlicking and/or conspiracy theorist voter he can get.

He knows Musk is still pissed at Biden for snubbing him.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Trump said he would ban ev sales so idk

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Trump says whatever he feels that at the moment would get a positive reaction from the audience at the time with zero regards to consistency or truth.

At the moment of saying that, he wanted to gain Musk's support.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Musk is pretty much fucking Tesla into failure at this point, so he’d just have a convenient excuse for its fairies if the sentient cowlick banned EVs.

Edit: that was supposed to be failure, is it just me, or it’s autocorrect getting worse?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

a convenient excuse for its fairies

No, no... Tesla's have gremlins, not fairies

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

They warned you not to charge them after dark.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Yes, architect is betting much worse