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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wish everyone was addicted to crack

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That counts as mind control, which is against da rulez

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I wish crack was legal and was contained in every type of potato and rice

You just need to work around da rulez

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Technically not. There are habits, which are mental, and then there are chemical addictions.

Regardless, you could simply wish for crack to magically appear in everyone's blood stream in a constant pace for the next week, then turn it off suddenly, and watch everyone (except the crackheads with a stash) go through hell together.