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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'm in a cunt of a mood and I'm about to insult one or more people. Who the fuck orders a salad from a pizza shop?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You can't make friends with salad.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I don't want to be friends with a salad.

(I get it's a Simpsons reference)

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Well you can, but ya don't

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One of my local pizza shops used to be run by the old Italians and they did a bitchin' salad, with bloody beautiful dressing. But that's certainly not the norm is it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I was thinking more if you were to peruse a menu from a takeaway pizza shop and decide "I'll get a garden salad with my pizza". Even worse "I'll just get the salad".

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I can't do anything , I'm on minimum chores so I choose to look after the cats. Dinner for me will be stuff from the fridge, maybe a toasty.

I would be happy if someone got a good simple salad.