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Man is fined after trying to 'body slam' killer whale (www.nbcnews.com)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

He tried and failed.

If he had successfully body slammed a killer whale and the whale returned the favor, would he have succeeded or failed?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

He would have succeeded; and that point would probably be reiterated a few times at his funeral.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Man, think about the views tho. Everyone would want to watch that. So many new subscribers!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

If they SMASHED that Subscribe button then that's all that really matters.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

He would have been yeeted into the stratosphere