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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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I almost puked while preparing this from the smell alone. Went to the trash after two bites.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thank God it's not just me! My wife eats just about a box of these per week. I tried it and thought that a bottle of acid diarrheaed in my mouth

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I stopped questioning her bad choices when she agreed to marry me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you my long lost twin? Did you marry my wife's long lost triplet? (She has a twin sister)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I don't know if it's the wording or what, but this sounds like some sort of riddle where the answer is that you're your own sister.