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Students Show Up to Graduation, Find Commencement Speaker Is an AI Robot (futurism.com)

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

To be fair Sophia's original speech, "How To Serve Man", was shelved by administrators.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

An AI Robot that could recreate pivotal moments from the 2004 dance-music cinema classic "You Got Served" would be incredibly entertaining, even if it was not strictly appropriate for a graduation ceremony.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I claim rights on the movie trope where humans battle AI/robots/cyborgs in a Dance Dance Revolution plot.

To save humanity, the teen center, fix past wrongs, or just straight up dis a sucker crew...whatever.

Also, dibs on The John Henry's Move It Til You Drop Marathon Dance Contest.