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These are good commandments. Nothing hateful about them
What is good about them?
The first four require you to worship a specific god of a specific religion in a specific way.
The fifth says you should let your father rape you.
The sixth says you can't defend yourself.
The seventh says you and your partner can't be poly even if everyone is into it.
The eighth says you should let your family starve to death.
The ninth says you should tell the truth if you're asked if your neighbor is harboring runaway slaves.
The tenth is literally impossible. Everyone, even Elon Musk, covets something.