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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz
or foo bar baz [Meta]
would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)
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I get diarrhea that looks like that after I eat too much beef jerky.
Okay... TMI my man. TMI.
Haven’t you ever drunkenly ate six packs of Big Chief and spent the next day regretting your life?
I'm gonna confidently say no to that because according to my research, it's a Canadian brand and I've never heard of it or seen it before.
Makes sense.
I spend time in Alberta and Florida.
From what I hear about both of these places, that seems very appropriate for someone with your username.
Alberta is pretty much Florida and Texas mashed together with free health care and snuff.
That is indeed precisely what I've been told about it.
It is as glorious as it sounds.
I'll take your word for it but I probably won't come to visit.