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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm assuming that's supposed to be the dressing, but it looks suspiciously like BBQ sauce if you ask me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I get diarrhea that looks like that after I eat too much beef jerky.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Haven’t you ever drunkenly ate six packs of Big Chief and spent the next day regretting your life?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna confidently say no to that because according to my research, it's a Canadian brand and I've never heard of it or seen it before.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Makes sense.

I spend time in Alberta and Florida.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

From what I hear about both of these places, that seems very appropriate for someone with your username.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Alberta is pretty much Florida and Texas mashed together with free health care and snuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That is indeed precisely what I've been told about it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It is as glorious as it sounds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I'll take your word for it but I probably won't come to visit.