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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

With what legal explanation? Cruel attack on nature by not dying?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Trying to hide while doing criminal activity

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

pretty sure the police are still going to be wearing helmets when they commit crimes, this is about speech and anonimity

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Sure thing; I just tell the justification they give

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Most of the people I see that wear masks are old ladies trying to avoid getting sick. How fucking pathetic do they have to be to be so afraid of the world that they want to ban immune compromised people from wearing a mask?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

BuT TheY mAy CaUsE CriMeS!!!