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What is "rizz"?
It's something the youths are saying these days to describe someone who's smooth and has cha-"rizz"-ma.
Did you say youts?
Yeah. Two yutes.
Oh you mean utes
As a Utahn, I respect this.
Mr Gambini, what exactly is a yute?
I'm sorry, your honor. Two "youths".
I'll be in my yurt
I think they meant the Houthis.
Houthis and the Blowfish?
Too bad INT,CHA,DEX,... didn't catch on instead.
I always thought it meant to fart.
She has no rizz
recessive jizz
You only get the jizz if you got the rizz. 😎
It’s slang for charisma.
Swag
Charisma
it's what you do to your blorbo
I assume it means libido. This lady is very much a voluntary celebate.
Inferring an awful lot from just a picture, my guy.
Are you kidding? Even with a bad personality and a tic disorder someone that looks like this can get dates. Have you never been around a beautiful person before?
Never heard the word libido that I used?
Perhaps to you! 😅
Not too quick on the pick up eh?
That's the meme picture. Not the person.
Are you certain?
Yes.
"Attractive privilege".
I acknowledge the possibility of attractive people being involuntarily celibate, but I suspect that is is much less likely than for unattractive people.
You definitely get more eyeballs when you are good-looking, but there is no natural drive belt that automatically turns these into more partners for you.