Programmer Humor

By Jon S. Stumpf

May your signals all trap
    May your references be bounded
All memory aligned
    Floats to ints rounded

Remember ...

Non-zero is true
    ++ adds one
Arrays start with zero
    and, NULL is for none

For octal, use zero
    0x means hex
= will set
    == means test

use -> for a pointer
    a dot if its not
? : is confusing
    use them a lot

a.out is your program
    there's no U in foobar
and, char (*(*x())[])() is
    a function returning a pointer
    to an array of pointers to
    functions returning char

Which will probably be never.

Github seems to be down.

Edit: After I made this, their status page finally updated to indicate an issue.

Update - We are experiencing interruptions in multiple public GitHub services. We suspect the impact is due to a database infrastructure related change that we are working on rolling back.

No, I don't have a <div> inside a <p>

My latest personal project would look like this:

A screenshot from youtube, Virbox

Am I out of touch?

No, it's the forward-thinking generation of software engineers that want elegant, reliable, declarative systems that are wrong.

Source

Wisdom of the day:

• Give your buildserver enough disk space
• Don't underestimate compressed stuff

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