xintrik

I think these two barrels pointing at my head are entirely unrelated, honestly.

That would be a fucking awesome movie.

Major bummer it's real life instead.

And when the sniper gets paid off?

That's what I do. Anytime I need to sign up for something with an email I do:

[email protected]

Brian Disease seems like a winner

I'll listen to otherwise insufferable genres if there's a good story involved.

That sounds like a double entendre

I think I get what you're saying but it's very nuanced. The same things I've surprised friends with are suddenly romantic when I surprise my partner with them.

They still haven't found out about mine.

Ah, I did a little research and realized you are actually correct. Please accept my humble apology!

Has he been paying taxes already?