canal got covid

writing DEEZ NUTS on the ballot and doing a double take as the text starts glowing gold and the letters fly around to form the name Donald J. Trump

Arnold movie shit

"it's only Nazism if it's from the Naziberg area of Germany"

no issues?

there's a dang CHEETO on the BALLOT

plenty of folks think Trump won't get to be the nominee (due to laws, somehow) and it pays to cater to that mindset

just like how they retook Crimea, Ukraine has already achieved peace in the astral plane

here's the nitter instance list for when you need to find a working instance

I look at the news

🔃

America has started a new war in the middle east

why not post about it, it's a really good idea to post about it a lot, very good PR that makes Israel look more heroic and refutes genocide claims

hold on

I have just received word that jacking off a corpse is sus

other mercenaries will surely see this and think: "it's cool I'm their guy they will pay me"

I guess it's simply go time