tastetheplague

The skin will eventually turn blue as well, once they die from the entirety preventable diseases that they refuse to vaccinate for.

And just like that, c/conservative became my favorite community.

Don't besmirch the good name of Satan, thank you very much.

Man arrested for saying out loud what we're all thinking.

I hate being pigeonholed into being the Dragonborn. I'm a Bosmer, for fucks sake.

I've never related so completely to anything before.

Holy shit, what?

I am a free. I am not man. A number.

I never touch the stuff.

Wording it like a Jeff Foxworthy joke is honestly probably the best hope of getting this message to conservatives.